coughloop:

lickmydecalsoffbaby:

dont dudes get tired of jacking off to overwatch characters

Dont the flame drenched warriors of hell get tired of etenernally writhing in bloody senseless combat

slimetony:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

the guy who first tweeted “pee is stored in the balls” did a suicide by cop in february

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Thats crazy this guy reached out to me to do music for his TV pilot a long time ago

sudra:

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i think we should be allowed to tell people on tiktok to kill themselves

e-seal:

hungwy:

happy chicago quiznos coyote and or penis and or belly friday

just say happy holidays

noxiatoxia:

skeletalheartattack:

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Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

Worst part about all these porn bots is there’s no content on them… cant even sneak a little peek,.. have a little fun..

tekkenjournalist:

Maybe THIS beer will help me block lows